Welcome to the video page. You may be asking, what video is this? This is the Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 2. I made it. “Why?” I hear you ask. Oh, that wasn’t you? Well someone said it. Who said that? Don’t be shy, it was a question that a lot of other people probably had but were too ashamed to ask, not to imply that there’s something to be ashamed of and that you shouldn’t tell me that you asked it. No? No one? Ok. But to answer the question, the reason I made this was you. Yes, you! Reading this! You wanted it! If you didn’t, you wouldn’t have made it this far into the video description. Now does that mean I’ll do everything everyone tells me? No, don’t be silly. I just felt like you were owed a second one. The first one was for me. This second one was for you. Well, me too. Let’s split this one. You can have half.
And DISCLAIMER: the real Zayn has not been trapped in the garbage chute of the Wrathosphere for nine months so don’t bug him about it. That was in there for continuity with the previous cartoon. I’m creating an alternate universe, you see. Where those we consider heroes in THIS universe are SUPERheroes in this other universe. You see? Never mind.